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Post by BillLaimbeer on Apr 11, 2018 12:40:06 GMT -8
I picture Laimbeer in the 4th grade with a cowlick, a slingshot in his pocket and shooting paper wads through straws at classmates. Then setting some other kid up for it and watching the kid get in trouble. Bill probably wore a path to the principals office. I was only called to the principal's office once in my school days. That was for a football wagering racket I was running as a middle schooler... |
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Post by BillLaimbeer on Apr 11, 2018 12:42:39 GMT -8
True.We won’t see another until Haileys comet returns. But after he tells it 100 times it Will be boring. 17 down. 83 to go. Like any good thespian, BillLaimbeer knows how to re-tell a story, but make it interesting and not make it seem like it's over-told. Every April 1st, the kids at the class he teaches shout "more, more", as they want to hear more of his past April Fools stories. BillLaimbeer 's dog, cat, fish, turtle, and snake all crawl/swim/slither toward him, as he's telling them his stories. They want to hear them again too. "Again!" say BillLaimbeer 's young nieces, nephews, and cousins. I'm not really a story-teller. My dogs do appreciate me, though. I hate cats and snakes. I'm somewhat indifferent towards turtles. |
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Post by nuraman00 on Apr 11, 2018 14:06:16 GMT -8
I picture Laimbeer in the 4th grade with a cowlick, a slingshot in his pocket and shooting paper wads through straws at classmates. Then setting some other kid up for it and watching the kid get in trouble. Bill probably wore a path to the principals office. So he's Bart Simpson? |
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Post by nuraman00 on Apr 11, 2018 14:06:54 GMT -8
Like any good thespian, BillLaimbeer knows how to re-tell a story, but make it interesting and not make it seem like it's over-told. Every April 1st, the kids at the class he teaches shout "more, more", as they want to hear more of his past April Fools stories. BillLaimbeer 's dog, cat, fish, turtle, and snake all crawl/swim/slither toward him, as he's telling them his stories. They want to hear them again too. "Again!" say BillLaimbeer 's young nieces, nephews, and cousins. I'm not really a story-teller. My dogs do appreciate me, though. I hate cats and snakes. I'm somewhat indifferent towards turtles. What do the dogs appreciate about you? |
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Post by Darth on Apr 11, 2018 14:11:16 GMT -8
Like any good thespian, BillLaimbeer knows how to re-tell a story, but make it interesting and not make it seem like it's over-told. Every April 1st, the kids at the class he teaches shout "more, more", as they want to hear more of his past April Fools stories. BillLaimbeer 's dog, cat, fish, turtle, and snake all crawl/swim/slither toward him, as he's telling them his stories. They want to hear them again too. "Again!" say BillLaimbeer 's young nieces, nephews, and cousins. I'm not really a story-teller. My dogs do appreciate me, though. I hate cats and snakes. I'm somewhat indifferent towards turtles. You’re confused again. We were not talking about your sex lufe!! |
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Post by nuraman00 on Apr 11, 2018 14:19:18 GMT -8
I'm not really a story-teller. My dogs do appreciate me, though. I hate cats and snakes. I'm somewhat indifferent towards turtles. You’re confused again. We were not talking about your sex lufe!! There was an episode of Nip/Tuck where:
A woman would have a dog lick an area above her waist.
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Post by BillLaimbeer on Apr 11, 2018 19:58:20 GMT -8
You guys are both disturbed...
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Post by Darth on Apr 11, 2018 22:56:01 GMT -8
You guys are both disturbed... Yes indeed I’m disturbed because YOU have FIVE gold stars and I only have FOUR. Nuramon is playing big time favorites. Just what ARE you doing with Nuramon to get extra credit? Must be staying after class. Just sayin’... |
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Post by BillLaimbeer on Apr 12, 2018 6:52:42 GMT -8
You guys are both disturbed... Yes indeed I’m disturbed because YOU have FIVE gold stars and I only have FOUR. Nuramon is playing big time favorites. Just what ARE you doing with Nuramon to get extra credit? Must be staying after class. Just sayin’... RMZA |
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Post by nuraman00 on Apr 12, 2018 9:28:11 GMT -8
Darth will probably get his 5th star after 7 posts. Also, Darth, do you have a video camera where you remotely eat salty pretzels and watch BillLaimbeer?
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Post by Darth on Apr 12, 2018 17:35:01 GMT -8
No. But I have a video of Laimbeer watching me while eating hot pretzels (and breaking them in half inserting one part in each of his nostrils). He hasn’t yet done an imitation of Jim Harbaugh by pulling them out and eating them.
Bill was sent to the principals office NOT for running the gambling ring but for running a CROOKED FIXED gambling ring.
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Post by BillLaimbeer on Apr 12, 2018 17:51:07 GMT -8
No. But I have a video of Laimbeer watching me while eating hot pretzels (and breaking them in half inserting one part in each of his nostrils). He hasn’t yet done an imitation of Jim Harbaugh by pulling them out and eating them. Bill was sent to the principals office NOT for running the gambling ring but for running a CROOKED FIXED gambling ring. You still have that video? I thought I gave you $3 in hush money to make that video go away. |
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Post by Darth on Apr 12, 2018 22:49:31 GMT -8
No. But I have a video of Laimbeer watching me while eating hot pretzels (and breaking them in half inserting one part in each of his nostrils). He hasn’t yet done an imitation of Jim Harbaugh by pulling them out and eating them. Bill was sent to the principals office NOT for running the gambling ring but for running a CROOKED FIXED gambling ring. You still have that video? I thought I gave you $3 in hush money to make that video go away. |
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Post by BillLaimbeer on Apr 13, 2018 9:46:33 GMT -8
You still have that video? I thought I gave you $3 in hush money to make that video go away. You replied with an empty message? RMZA! |
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Post by Darth on Apr 13, 2018 20:12:27 GMT -8
I was so ticked. I had a funny (imo) response of a few lines and something went wrong and erased it all when I hit “create post” and I just said forget it. If I can remember it maybe i will post it
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Post by Darth on Apr 13, 2018 20:31:31 GMT -8
No. But I have a video of Laimbeer watching me while eating hot pretzels (and breaking them in half inserting one part in each of his nostrils). He hasn’t yet done an imitation of Jim Harbaugh by pulling them out and eating them. Bill was sent to the principals office NOT for running the gambling ring but for running a CROOKED FIXED gambling ring. You still have that video? I thought I gave you $3 in hush money to make that video go away. No you cheapskate. Reread the contract. Oops, I forgot you cannot re... I mean, have junior read it to you. * I knew he couldn’t read which is why I had him sign what will be a lousy deal for him.* What we agreed to *looking* ahh...here it is. Darth agrees to destroy said photo for $5. For $3 Darth will only cut out the bottom part of the photo showing Bills bare feet with the sparkling toenail polish. Are u ready to start negotiating a price on the picture with you and Rascoe at the club? |
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Post by nuraman00 on Apr 14, 2018 22:46:25 GMT -8
That toenail polish color matches the color of his forehead tattoo.
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Post by Darth on Apr 17, 2018 9:28:24 GMT -8
That toenail polish color matches the color of his forehead tattoo. Bill is very meticulous when he cross dresses. Puts Rascoe to shame. |
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Post by nuraman00 on Apr 17, 2018 10:34:52 GMT -8
You have 5 stars now!
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Post by Darth on Apr 17, 2018 16:45:12 GMT -8
I want orange ones now like you. Of course, I’m only kidding. I don’t care how many stars I have or what color they are. |
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