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Post by nuraman00 on Feb 29, 2020 8:37:59 GMT -8
* My Alarm Clock can set the month and date, but not the year. Because of this, I have to unfortunately set the date today to 2/28, so it won't be one day ahead.
* I was surprised my watch recognized today. But then I saw that I had set the year.
* My thermostat can set the time, and day of the week, but not the month or date. So it actually doesn't care that today is a leap day. All it cares is that today is Saturday.
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Post by nuraman00 on Feb 29, 2020 8:41:04 GMT -8
BillLaimbeer, I am ready for your jokes for today. You may have last done jokes last year during April Fools Day. Well, today is another day that's meant for your jokes. 
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Post by nuraman00 on Feb 29, 2020 8:47:44 GMT -8
The last time it was on a weekend: 2004 - Sunday 1992 - Saturday I don't remember the 1992 one. I guess I had forgotten the 2004 one, as I remembered my day from 1996, 2000, and 2008. I don't remember too many details from 2004.
2012 was a shitty day at work.
I remember the 2016 one too.
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Post by BillLaimbeer on Mar 1, 2020 19:55:56 GMT -8
A man is sitting at a bar having a drink when he hear "Nice shoes". Looking around he sees no one close by.
Then he hears "Great tie!" Still no one else near him.
Then he hears "I like your hat!" Finally, he calls the bartender over and asks him what is going on.
The bartender says "Oh, it's the peanuts. They are complementary."
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Post by nuraman00 on Mar 1, 2020 22:15:05 GMT -8
A man is sitting at a bar having a drink when he hear "Nice shoes". Looking around he sees no one close by. Then he hears "Great tie!" Still no one else near him. Then he hears "I like your hat!" Finally, he calls the bartender over and asks him what is going on. The bartender says "Oh, it's the peanuts. They are complementary."
I thought it was going to be a ghost story.
You got me on that one. Good one.
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Post by nuraman00 on Mar 1, 2020 22:15:47 GMT -8
Did you have any devices, like my alarm clock, that didn't understand 2/29?
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Post by BillLaimbeer on Mar 2, 2020 19:32:22 GMT -8
Did you have any devices, like my alarm clock, that didn't understand 2/29? I always wanted to meet someone that was born on 2/29. Their age would be 1/4 of what they would look like. |
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Post by nuraman00 on Mar 3, 2020 19:07:59 GMT -8
Did you have any devices, like my alarm clock, that didn't understand 2/29? I always wanted to meet someone that was born on 2/29. Their age would be 1/4 of what they would look like.  |
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Post by nuraman00 on Mar 3, 2020 19:09:12 GMT -8
A man is sitting at a bar having a drink when he hear "Nice shoes". Looking around he sees no one close by. Then he hears "Great tie!" Still no one else near him. Then he hears "I like your hat!" Finally, he calls the bartender over and asks him what is going on. The bartender says "Oh, it's the peanuts. They are complementary." Oh no.
I am subscribed to a mailing list, which sends out jokes on Wednesdays. (Sometimes Tuesday night).
Here's the joke I received on May 1, 2018:
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A guy walks into a bar, sits down and hears a small voice say, "You look nice today." A few minutes later he again hears a small voice, "I like your shirt." He looks around and can't tell where it's coming from. Then he hears, "You have a nice smile." Finally the guy asks the bartender, "Who's saying that?" The bartender says, "Those are the peanuts. They're complimentary!"
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Post by nuraman00 on Mar 3, 2020 19:09:55 GMT -8
Since I've already heard that one, I'll need another joke.  |
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Post by BillLaimbeer on Mar 7, 2020 19:44:18 GMT -8
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"
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Post by nuraman00 on Mar 7, 2020 20:56:23 GMT -8
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan" Great joke!
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