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BillLaimbeer
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Happy Halloween. Oct 20, 2020 8:42:49 GMT -8

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Oct 5, 2020 0:21:44 GMT -8 nuraman00 said:

BillLaimbeer , are you going to the pumpkin patch this year?

This may be a bad year for trick-or-treaters....depending on the city. Some cities are forbidding it and others are encouraging it. I guess it depends if you care about saving people's lives or not.

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Happy Halloween. Oct 20, 2020 10:33:49 GMT -8

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Post by nuraman00 on Oct 20, 2020 10:33:49 GMT -8

Yes, I've been wondering what cities will do for that.

My nieces and I did go to the pumpkin patch this year, but unlike in previous years, when they would go with everyone from the daycare, this time it was just them and one other friend.

Some differences this year:

* No petting zoo.

* No face painting.

* No corn pit (like those Chuck E Cheese ball pits, but with corn seeds instead)

* Cow train ride was done via scheduled times. So instead of having everyone line up, and having the front of the line people go first, now when a cow train ride was purchased, it would tell you what time your ride would start. So no groups of people waiting. Just show up when that time thats printed on the ticket, occurs.

What was similar:

* Corn field trail. However, they are telling people when it's ok for a new small group of people, to start the corn field trail.

* Still get to go and pick out pumpkins.

nuraman00 Administrator Posts: 3,878	Happy Halloween. Oct 20, 2020 10:34:18 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nuraman00 on Oct 20, 2020 10:34:18 GMT -8 Post pictures of the decorations that you do this year, if you do them.

BillLaimbeer
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Happy Halloween. Oct 27, 2020 11:18:55 GMT -8

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Oct 20, 2020 10:34:18 GMT -8 nuraman00 said:

Post pictures of the decorations that you do this year, if you do them.

All I have is my bad Halloween puns....

What kind of music did the mummies play at the Halloween party?

Wrap.

Why didn’t the ghost dance at the Halloween party?

He had no body to dance with.

Why did the ghost have to leave the Halloween party early?

He couldn’t handle his boo’s.

Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?

They're afraid of flying off the handle.

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

His ghoul friend.

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf.

How did the Great Pumpkin fix the hole in his pants?

With a pumpkin patch.

Why did the mummy call the doctor?

Because he was coffin.

Where does Dracula water ski?

On Lake Erie.

The Westin hotel chain has opened a new hotel for zombies just in time for Halloween:

the Westin Peace.

What was the witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling.

nuraman00 Administrator Posts: 3,878	Happy Halloween. Oct 28, 2020 13:48:02 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nuraman00 on Oct 28, 2020 13:48:02 GMT -8 All of the jokes were good except the Frankenstein one.

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Happy Halloween. Oct 28, 2020 13:49:11 GMT -8

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Post by nuraman00 on Oct 28, 2020 13:49:11 GMT -8

Oct 31, 2017 12:10:10 GMT -8 BillLaimbeer said:

I don't give out candy. I give out Halloween puns instead. These are my top 10 Halloween puns:

"What kind of music did the mummies play at the Halloween party?
Wrap."

"Why didn’t the ghost dance at the Halloween party?
He had no body to dance with."

"Why did the ghost have to leave the Halloween party early?
He couldn’t handle his boo’s."

"Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle."

"Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend."

"What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A wash and wear wolf."

"How did the Great Pumpkin fix the hole in his pants?
With a pumpkin patch."

"Why did the mummy call the doctor?
Because he was coffin."

"Where does Dracula water ski?
On Lake Erie."

The Westin hotel chain has opened a new hotel for zombies just in time for Halloween: the Westin Peace.

"What was the witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling."

You can't repeat the same jokes 3 years later! Come up with new ones. smileWithRedCheeks

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BillLaimbeer
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Happy Halloween. Oct 30, 2020 18:13:33 GMT -8 nuraman00 likes this

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Post by BillLaimbeer on Oct 30, 2020 18:13:33 GMT -8

Oct 28, 2020 13:49:11 GMT -8 nuraman00 said:

Oct 31, 2017 12:10:10 GMT -8 BillLaimbeer said:

You can't repeat the same jokes 3 years later! Come up with new ones. smileWithRedCheeks

I'll see if I can come up with a Christmas version.

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